The End in the DG system

The Dark Ages are over in the DG system. My rebellion, knowing that soon they would be destroyed, challenged Evil on my ancient planet Battle. The 2 sides met and fought. Near the end Genius fought against Evil. Evil finnally revealled Goliath. Goliath is like the Death Star but far more powerful and smaller. Evil fired it at Genius and in defence Genius used the Greek Project power to fight back. To give Goliath power, Evil ordered all his people and his planet to bond with Goliath. But nothing can defeat the Greek Project's power. Evil, his planet and Goliath were blasted into deep space with Evil near death. He will not return for a long time.
My rebellion has now taken back control of the solar system and everything is a peace as it once was. But darkness is not banished. Morgoth has unleashed the Dark Wizard on my recovering solar system. We have survived the Dark Ages but we may not survive the coming darkness.....

Freed

My rebellion has freed Draziw from a medieval jail. It went pretty smoothly and Draziw is now being kept in my tardis for safety because he is in a coma.

:-)

A large bulk of the dalek fleet has been destroyed by 4 elite troops who planted a bomb at the core generator. This explosive caused the entire army ,that was going to envade the ONS Rebellion, turn to dust. The dalek leaders Sec and Kaan are still alive and they still have a strong force but they are weakened. We are another step further to victory.

Imprisioned

Drawiz was attacked by Darkfire and his soldiers. He put up a long fight but was defeated and thrown off a cliff and then the cliff was knocked down on top off him. He was then imprisioned in the medieval times by Darkfire. MY rebellion is trying to save him because he is powerful and on their team but are having problems because they do not know where in medieval times.

Draziw

The Dark Wizard sent Darkfire and his elite demon-skeletons to find and destroy the mysterious stranger who kept attacking them. Darkfire was about to execute innocent civilians when the man stepped forward and named himself Draziw. He then took Darkfire by surprise and attacked them before disappearing. They are still searching for him.

Secret Bases

My rebellion had secret bases on all the planets in my solar system. Evil has just discovered the main secret base and took over it. It was a long fight but Evil won and his soldiers killed anyone they found. Evil is now destroying all the bases on all the planets. This means my rebellion cannot move around as much and their forces are decreased.
Trying to save one of my bases, my tardis crew fought next to a mysterious magician who disappeared when they tried to talk to him. The tardis returned to my rebellion and they are currently searching for the man.

The Dark Witch

The Dark Wizard has brought back the Dark Witch. He is building up an army to attack after the dark ages and it is confirmed that he is working for Morgoth. He is gathering his army on my planet Battle.

The Rebellion is Back

Firstly:
The members of the ONS Rebellion that were trying to save the main rebellion have succeeded. The New VirtualPigMaster has been banished to a planet with no resources to survive at all. He will die soon. The ONS Rebellion is back!
Secondly:
The wielder of the Sword went to the Dalek base and fought ferociously. He eventually brought back all members of the ONS Rebellion. He quickly killed alot of the enemies that came back nd fled. ONS, the Executioner and the entire Army are alive once more. It was a long battle but one that had excellent results. Now is the time to fight.

If we are to survive then we must all come together. ONS, KD and DG must unite and are enemies will unite. We can only win by joining together and destroying our enemies as one. The Dark Ages are coming to an almighty end. History will be made...

The Dark Wizard

At the beginning of time, after the fall of the Giga, there were the First Overlords. These included the Batking, the Witch, the Wizard, the Dark Witch, the Dark Wizard, etc. Over time as mankind progressed they died off. One by one they fought and killed each other. Before long there were only two survivers : the Wizard and the Dark Wizard(who was in a coma). After countless years the Wizard, in medieval times, died from unkown causes.
Now the Dark Wizard has awakened from his coma. Leading and army of magicians and wizards and druids etc he once again plans to become the overlord of all. He is currently attacking all he sees to cause havoc. Morgoth is attempting to gain his alligance.
The only person fighting back is a mysterious man who disappears after ever fight. No one knows who he is.

Goliath's key

Evil managed to open a portal into the KD system and used Goliath to absorb the DBCC's tank so that they could be destroyed. As soon as he returned, Space and the thought-to-be-dead ninja leader, stole the key to Golaith and escaped. Evil was furious and sent his whole army after them. They were chased to the middle of the waste lands where the ninja leader pushed Space and the key out of the tank just before it was destroyed. Space almost made it back to my tardis, where my Tardis' owner, Jimmy, was waiting. Space managed to through Jimmy the Key but was killed doing so. Jimmy escaped but, instead of going back to the rebellion with the Key, tried to save Space who he felt he was responsible for letting get killed. Doing this he was caught and locked away. Evil now has the Key back but wants to let the three teams in the KD system fight each other to the death for his entertainment before he destroys it. Evil also now has my tardis.

Doom power

The location of Doom has been discovered. He has gone to a solar system just as a star was burning up creating a black hole. Doom has used ancient magic to encase the black hole and is harnessing its power. This means that Doom can destroy entire solar systems whenever he likes. He has destroyed many solar systems but the Rebellion are getting there just before and saving people. However, we still have very few rebels.

The ONS Rebellion

The member of the ONS Rebellion who escaped with the Tardis has gone to the systems that the daleks and Tomsett have invaded and rescued members of those systems. There is a rebellion of 6 people going to find Doom and save some more people. That rebellion will then try and rescue the ONS Rebellion. The only weapon they have is the Tardis. Tomsett and the New VirtualPigMaster know about the Rebellion but the Daleks and Doom don't. It is up to them to save the ONS system.

Another mystery

In the middle of DG central there was a massive explosion and purple lightning went everywhere. Building were destroyed and people were killed in it. It is rumoured that a man was seen walking out of the center of the remaining crater.

Nukes

Evil has upgraded his nukes so that they can survive the heat of the Sun and hit my rebellion's base inside. My rebellion is going to have to make a stand soon to survive. Their shields will hold off most of the nukes but it means once again that they cant escape.

Tomsett invades

Tomsett has invaded a system that is very good a creating freaks and has a planet entirely made of sponge! The team who escaped have managed to get the TARDIS and are using it to travel fast

ESCAPE AND INVASION

One member of the ONS Rebellion has managed to escape. He is following the three other armies and rescuing members of those invaded systems to help him fight. The daleks have invaded and taken over a very industrial system and they are using it to create giant daleks. These are almost 5 times the size of a normal dalek and are far more powerful. The locations of the other 2 armies is to be confirmed.

the advance

Now that the ONS Rebellion has been defeated, the three other armies, dalek, Tomsett and doom will start advancing on other solar systems, maybe not the KD and DG solar system yet but other less powerful ones near to us. They will grow and grow. Nothing can stop them.

INVASION

Evil has decided to unleash Goliath. His target : The KD system. He will open a portal right next ot the Tank, the only thing protecting the DBCC and the KD system, and absorb it into Goliath. He will send in his army to secure the location first. Then Goliath will be unleashed.
All that is known to my rebellion is that he is gathering a great force. They do not know what for but they are guessing the KD system because it is the main option.

ANCIENTS

After the LWGG had lost most of their empire, and KD had been taken to a concentration camp, belonging to the DBCC, where they remove they remove the brain, to spawn more Carnage Creatures, KD was about to be killed when suddenly, thousends of pyramids rose out of the ground to rage war.
There was a ciziliation in the KD system who hid underground, for some reason that is unknown, however will be discovered. For millions of years, they built up their empire underground, and now the have come above ground to rage war on all living things.
They are mechanical creatures, who are rusty and dirty and thier rank depends on how old they are. They are called the ANCIENTS and are a powerful civilistation. They will not save KD, but have left time for a distraction, long enough, hopefully to save him.

the virtual empire

the ONS rebellion has been defeated. The new virtualpigmaster (evil one) has captured he ONS camp and everyone in it. They are being forced to not move more than half a foot. If they do move then they are killed. The new virtualpigmaster is not enslaving them but keeping them for pleasure. It will soon torture them.

no hope

ONS has been assassinated. He accepted a challenge by a ninja assassin sent by Tomsett. It was a rough battle but he was overcome. The rest of the Rebellion couldn't intervene because they were trapped in mortal combat. At the end of the fight ONS was killed. The assassin ran off straight away. Atlantean and light magic could have healed him but they didn't act fast enough. The VirtualPigMaster is now in control of the Rebellion. There is no hope left for us.

A Very Annoying Problem

The reason the DBCC cannot be destroyed is because if they are a massive bomb will go off, filled with thousands of suns. Goliath could absorb this bomb and that is so far the only way of saving us all from it. But the very annoying problem is that the bomb is the only thing stopping Evil from using Goliath to destoy the KD system where he has no allies. So we are stuck. The bomb would not make Golaith more powerful but it is still the only thing capable of getting rid of it.

Lost Doctor

The Doctor's TARDIS had some problems after being shot at by 100 daleks while flying through the time tunnel at top speed. It flew right to the end of the vortex and landed in some kind of no-place where there is nothing but a open white landscape. The TARDIS is broken and the Doctor cannot leave until it has been fixed. The rebellion have no idea where he is.

The Slaughter in the Deep

Evil managed to capture The Bird and cloned it hundreds of times. When the original escaped, still with the cloning device attached, it awoke, telepathically, the others and attacked and killed all the guards.
Because the device was still attached, the machine carried on cloning. Evil knew how much of a threat The Birds were so he sent his entire army in. First, he sent in The Wasps and they held The Birds far back from the Gate, the enterance to the surface where Evil's main force was waiting. The Birds eventually overcame The Wasps and destroyed to King Wasp who other Wasps were constantly being cloned from. This meant Evil ran out of Wasps. The Birds then made it to the Gate. Evil sent a bomber into the Bird's Nest and destroyed the cloning machine stopping all Bird production. The following fight will forever be known as 'The Slaughter in the Deep'. As the Birds reached the Gate, Evil's army unleashed massive fire, killing Birds by the hundreds. At that time, my ninjas teleported in and managed to get the device for cloning Birds and escaped except for my ninja leader who gave his life so the others could escape. He will be mourned. In the end Evil slaughtered all the Birds, the pile of bodies like a blanket on the ground before the Gate. He is truly unstoppable.

The Bird continued

After The Bird was captured for the final time, Evil sent it and the Striking Venom down to DG central to find and destroy Evolution. When they got down, one of my rebellions ninjas completely destroyed the control chip. Evil immediately knew how much of a threat The Bird was uncontrolled and ordered the newly upgraded Striking Venom to destroy it. Evolution and the ninja managed to escape as the Striking Venom shot down The Bird and sealed it below the surface of Evil's planet. Evolution has just made it back to my rebellion.

The Bird

My rebellion release a 40 foot tall monster called The Bird from another dimension against Evil.

Evil's Striking Venom tank defeated it, just. Then Evil implanted a control chip in The Bird and sent it against Evolution, who had escaped during The Bird's first attack. Evolution broke the chip and the Striking Venom had to defeat The Bird again. When The Bird was defeated, Evolution re-wrote the computer chip to obey Genius, who then remote controlled it. The Bird and Evolution once again fought the Striking Venom and this time won, with The Bird badly injured. Evil realised that The Bird was cursed to always be reincarnated so he decided to fire a warhead at them. The warhead destroyed the area, killed The Bird, and it is not know what appened to Evolution. Evil then reincarnated The Bird and reprogramed the chip.
There are rumours that Evolution fell through a crack in the shell Evil's planet has moulded itself into around DG central and that he is now walking among the dark, ruined cities of DG central.

A mystery is solved and a problem grows

The mysterious man stole the doctor's Tardis. He came back 5 seconds later having retrieved his memories. He revealed that he was the future VirtualPigMaster. He grabbed the remote for the Virtual Pigs and held the Rebellion hostage. A simple bit of forced Atlantean magic changed the man into a completely different personthan the VirtualPigMaster. He has the same memories and ideas but is a seperate person so that simply killing the VirtualPigMaster will not stop him. He then teleported away to the opposite side of the ONS moon. There is now another force trying to stop the ONS Rebellion.

The Dark Ages are ending......

Destiny, with The Staff of Heaven, has driven off Morgoth. He has presuaded Morgoth to let the Dark Ages end before he attacks.
Morgoth will let us fight between ourselves and then he will destroy the winners. After he destroys Destiny, his main threat.
Basically, Morgoth will not reappear for a long time, not until peace is restored. As far as we are concerned this is a blessing.
Genius has also just been rescued but not informed about Goliath.
We only have to worry about Evil now.......

Goliath

Evil discovered that a Giga Amulet that he own, was actually not an antique but a key.
A key Genius had tried to protect.
The key to.......Goliath.
Evil dispatched a fleet to find and bring back Goliath.
Goliath is the reason Genius was not destroyed along with the rest of the Giga.
But Goliath could now destroy us all.
My rebellion know the name but do not know what it is.
Goliath has been awakened.

Ancient magic

Doom has researched Ancient Magic. It is a type of magic that has not been used for millions of years but is more powerful than any other magic, even Atlantean magic cannot rival it. It can make things that are meant to be impossible, a simple task. Doom is beginning to learn it's secrets. He must be stopped!

Lost

Recently, a man crawled through the dust towards the ONS Rebellion. He was wearing a police uniform but coud not remember any of his memories. We are not sure who he is. There are no files about him or records of his existence. He can't even remember his name. He is using the name Skadex because he says it is improtant to him but won't explain why. We're keeping a close eye on him beacause he might be dangerous.

An abnormally large problem

Evolution has been captured. It was he who attacked the nuke launchers and freed my rebellion. But now he has been defeated. He was trying to make his way back to my rebellion when my ulimate robots attacked. It was a long hard fight and he won it, just. Then my Supreme Daleks arrived. He took down 10 daleks before he was overwhelmed. He has now been imprisoned by Evil.
My rebellion also found my old dalek destroyer guns, which would destroy the ONS daleks perfectly. The problem is, there are only two left so they would not be much use.

ULTIMATE SURVIVAL

The three armies gathered around the ONS Rebellion. The killing was about to start when the wielder grabbed the Sword and fired a huge flame from it into the sky. This was a constant flame that was so powerful it created a rocket motor that moved the entire moon. The ONS Rebellion all grabbed on to something solid but the gravitational pull of the planet was not enough to keep the 3 enemy armies on the ground!
However, they all probably didn't die.
The ONS rebellion saw the Tomsett army teleport away (probably to their homeworld), we saw Doom's army being pulled into a small wormhole created by Doom. This was probably a passage to The Doom homeworld. As we all know, daleks can survive in space and the scarecrows seem to not need air to survive.
It was more of an escape attempt than a victory. The ONS moon has now become a dwarf planet because it now has a gravitational pull around the sun.
It was a lucky escape but the scattered armies are probably already preparing to return...

More Stuff of the Good and the Bad

My rebellion, until now, was trapped by Evil in my sun surrounded with thousands of nuke launchers. A mysterious attack on the central control launchers has destroyed them all, flinging them into the sun. This has caused massive solar flares, trapping my rebellion for a short time. My rebellion will escape once the solar flares have died down.
The bad news is, Genius and my army leader managed to escape. And walked right into a trap. My Elite Clones lost a lot of men capturing them, but Evil now controls them. Genius, Evil's ex master and mentor, has now returned to his pupil, as a prisioner instead of a master.
Without Genius and Evolution all hope is lost for saving the ONS system, since Destiny will not help because he know Morgoth is a bigger problem. Genius was the only reason Destiny was help ONS, because he has strong feelings for all good. Destiny does not do this out of dislike for the ONS system, but because he feels it is right. This will probably mean ONS will declare war on us.

Divide and Conquer.
Morgoth's plans are falling into place.

it begins...

ONS scanners have detacted three fleets heading in our direction. All three enemies in my solar system are going to land very soon. i need a fast plan because i cannot win through strength of arms. can you both try and think of a plan to help me? we are in a serious situation.
the enemy approaches...the time is near... the final battle is coming soon
and we must stand together.

another assasination attempt

Evolution, my ultimate being, tried once again to kill Prof Evil. He came very close, freeing one of Evil's immortal bodyguards and almost killing Evil. Evil had found an ancient Giga ship and had flown it to the remains of the Giga city in the DG sun. He was about to take control when Evolution activated the destruct button and most of the city's remains and the ship were destroyed, execpt for the part with my rebellion in. Unfortunatly, Evil just escaped but Evolution didnt, though he discovered the reason for his creation in his last moments. He did not try and escape because he was dieing anyway from a wound Evil inflicted. Evil was saved by his one remaining bodyguard who found that he contained nano-tech which healed all his wounds so survived all of Evolution's attacks.

Un-Fusion

The two Dark Lanturns have been turned back into Lanturn and Dark Fire.
Prof Evil had captured one of them and forced him under his control. The other one was captured by the Force of Destiny. Prof Evil sent the one he controlled to capture the other one, but it was a trap and the Force of Destiny managed to un-fuse them.
One of the 'Greek/Giga Project' skeletons was also captured by Prof Evil which greatly reduces our power.

No more robots!

The all the factories that produce robots have now been taken over by the DBCC. A soldier from the DBCC can take over a living creature and a non-living creature, meaning that before, when the LWGG had a nice income of robots, there isn't any income any more.

Fusion

Lantern (and the ninja) did not manage to stop Dark Lava and Dark Fire from meeting, but mangaed to engage him in a massive fight, which ended in a fusion of them both, creating two insane monsters : Dark Lanturns, who destroy everything in their sight, except for each other.

The Ultimate Ressurection

The Wielder has discovered that he can bring back the entire army. Everybody who died since the sword was found can be brought back...at one cost:
Everybody who died since that time includes bad guys. The 6 billion scarecrows, the zombies, the freaks, everyone. We would gain a couple of hundred men and the executioner, they would gain billions of people...we are however, continuing with the plan of ressurection.

Dark Lava

Dark Lava has agreed to join Morgoth's side in the war, but is secretly spying on the LWGG. Instead of destroying the DBCC, Morgoth guarentied Dark Lava's safety and said he could kill his father, Evil, as his favours to him.
Dark Fire is now relaying messages between Dark Lava and Morgoth.

Possible Ressurection

When Sam (the Wielder of the Sword) is fighting at his most vigorous and violent then he swears that he sees glimpses of the Executioner fighting aswell. It seems to be only an image but it could be more. If Sam uses the Sword at its full extent he might be able to sustain that image enough to bring back the executioner. We are not sure if it is possible but we are trying to train the Wielder to his maximum. Who knows...

Near death incident

Porf Evil was almost killed!!!!!!
When he attempted to open his captured TARDIS, a time shift occured and a very important person from the future was sent back to our time. Prof Evil told her a great secret of his because he thought she was on his side. She wasn't. She fire a rocket into his chest, almost killing him.

She is now the only person apart from Prof Evil who now his terrible secret.......

The Army grows even more

The Force of Destiny has persuaded the Crimson Premanent Assurance to join their side. These are a group of very powerful warriors. They have also brought forward in time an ancient warrior, an immortal warrior.......
Also Dark, Death's ex-deputy has had his powers consumed by Morgoth and has now come back as Dark Fire, Dark Lava's brother. He is a skeleton burning with dark fire and he has been sent to gain his brothers alligance. The Force of Destiny has sent Lanturn, a powerful skeleton with control over fire and one ninja to stop Dark Fire. The are currently in the KD system.
If they can stop Dark Fire in time then Morgoth's forces will be slightly deceased. Barely enough to matter though still an advantage.......

The army grows

The ONS rebellion has found the police force. They were stuck on an army training planet called Delta. They say that Doom has been working in that area. Now the ONS rebellion has a stronger army.This is not, however, making ONS feel better. ONS is still having a mental breakdown. We are still in need of a miracle.

Stuff of the Good and the Bad

The Sword of the Heart of the Sun has been retrieved and the chosen one who can unlock the Sword's true power has it (he is on our side). Some knights have been found in the planet Etheval (my knights planet) . They are helping the ONS rebellion. Also, the super heroes that were captured by Tomsett have been rescued.
But the bad news is this:
Our greatest fighter, the Executioner has been killed. When he was released, he gave his life to help the others get out safely. He was shot by the ultra powerful cyborg, Grobic. This has made the ONS rebellion alot weaker.
But we now have the Sword and its full power can be shown because it is in the hands of the true wielder.
Tomsett wants revenge because he has lost the Sword and the possibility of a super hero army. He is preparing the army for a grand invasion that will destroy the ONS rebellion.

The board is set... the pieces are moving...we must trust in the Sword.

The Beast

It's alot worse than it seems in the KD solar system, as the DBCC has created a fail safe system. The parrellel witch (who started alll of this) has released the beast (the devil). Now this Beast is hasn't got a physical form, its just a massive surge of power, but this power is being contained at Proffesser X's old Labortaory.
The DBCC has created a system, which is a massive power coverter. When Evil.3 invaded Professer X's lab, Proffeser X hit the self dustruct button, desrtoying the evil army inside the lab, and escaping himself. The way the lab self destructed, is that it made everything possible inside that lab happen at the same time, for instance a cow turning into a chicken, a cow turning into a green chicken, a cow turning into a white chicken, a nuc exploding at 3000 miles per hour, a nuc exploding at 3001 miles per hour etc...
This created alot of energy, and the energy has now being mixed with the beast's energy and being pumped into a massive tank, which acts like a TARDIS (the size of an universe on the inside, the size of a tank on the outside). The DBCC are now also pumping other universes into the tank, and as soon as the DBCC go down, the tank explodes outwards, destroying as many universes that have been pumped into it so far, starting with ours.
Also the DBCC are not an easy race to defeat, they were designed by the beast, and are as cruel and heartless as him.

Darklava will bow to your leader, but it looks like it would only bring, death, dustruction and the end of the universe...

Potential Good News

Morgoth has sent a messenger to Dark Lava, a powerful demon in the KD system. He had a great demon army which the DBCC has destroy (mabye completely). If Dark Lava agrees to bow down to Morgoth then Morgoth will destroy the DBCC for him.
This is the only news of Morgoth's actions so far.

Experimentation and the Sword

The Executioner, Spiderman, Superman and Ghost Rider have been captured.
Tomsett is doing experiments on them to try and create an army of super humans to work for him. He also gained possession of the Sword of the Heart of the Sun. All hope has been lost.

Oh, and the daleks are trying to hack into the virtual pig files and delete them from existence. Then we really would be in trouble!!!

A Bigger Problem

Two under-cover agents of The Force of Destiny managed to infiltrate Evil's base. They entered the code and were about to wake the clone army when Evil entered the DNA control scanner, making the clone obey him. The under-cover agents were brutally slaughtered and now Evil controls an extra 50 million clones.
He has also revealed his two immortal bodyguards, who always guard him so another assaination attempt will not work.

A Little Problem

There was an invasion of the Dalek's Scarecrows. It was a huge battle that the ONS rebellion did win except the the entire army except for 1 soldier was killed. There is only heroes, camps of peasants and one soldier(who has been made the official Scarecrow Hunter). Luckily, the sword of the Heart of the Sun is still in our possession. We need a plan, otherwise, there can be no hope for my solar system...

The DG System Situation

The DG system is in a bad shape....
Prof Evil : Evil is in control of my solar system. He commands about 50 million assorted troops.
My clone army has withdrawn and can only be activated from the Government control room, which is guarded by Evil. He has had an assasination attempt on his life which very nearly worked. Our chances, against Prof Evil not Morgoth, will greatly increase if the clone army can be summoned. The Force of Destiny are currently hiding, under seige from Prof Evil, in the remains of the Giga city in my sun.

Morgoth: Morgoth has not been seen since Destinys Followers failed to hold him back, he is planning right now in a hidden place.

The ONS solar system situation

The ONS rebellion has been seriously weakened by a dalek invasion on their base at the ONS moon.
The Daleks are in control of ONS planet and have 4 million daleks. They have also created a simple slave race of dum scarecrows.
Tomsett has expanded the sponge to double the size and built an army ready to destroy even the daleks
Doom has not been doing much action but is lurking in the dark space building up an enormous army of zombies and other magical creatures. He has also taken the last 2 dragons in my solar system under his control.

The ONS Rebellion's only hope lies in a weapon they have found. It is called the 'Sword of the Heart Of the Sun'. They don't know it's full piwer yet but it managed to chop the sponge in two and kil 50 freaks while being wielded by a simple army soldier...

The Beginning

Post in this the big events that led upto the dark ages:

Disaster!

All 3 main solar systems are in a state of disaster.
We are calling this the Dark Ages. Everybody is in danger.
Hopefully we can unite and make a final stand... for the greater cause... for the future!!!

The Dark Ages Teams

GOOD
KD SOLAR SYSTEM-
LWGG
ONS SOLAR SYSTEM-
The ONS Rebellion
DG SOLAR SYSTEM-
The Force of Destiny

BAD
KD SOLAR SYSTEM-
DBCC
ONS SOLAR SYSTEM-
Tomsett
Doom
Daleks
DG SOLAR SYSTEM-
Morgoth, the orgininal dark god
nine nazgul
100 billion demons
100 billion balrogs
gothmog, lord of balrogs
glaurung, first dragon
prof evil
massive army of about 50 million assorted machines and beings